Tings N' Tongs

2007-05-05T09:46:00.000-07:00

Banish-That-Smoke-Smell-Double-Strength

Cleaning Machine

Offered for the first time by the reliable NannyWorld Corporation

a cleaning machine guaranteed to remove that acrid smoke smell from fires, fireplaces, camp fires and arson.

$4,589.00 plus tax while they last

NannyWorld assumes no liability for injury or disfigurement, loss of limbs or diabetic coma which may result from use of said cleaning machine and cleaning products; further, no one should operate the aforementioned machine without first being Certified in the 8 week extensive training course offered only by the NannyWorld Institute for Big Cleaner Training (tuition rates and brochure available upon request and a payment of $65.00, postage not included).

2007-03-09T09:03:00.000-08:00

Good-Bye Dick! Products

Honor Vice-President Cheney's Resignation with NannyWorld Products

Join a select group of purchasers who will own the new NW Good-Bye Dick! scarves, pajamas, watchbands,and kitchen timers as seen on NannyWorld, the blog that reports on Tribeca.

First, the NW Good-Bye Dick! Designer Scarf. Say sayonara with style. In two colors, this guaranteed silk-made-in-China-by-Chinese-prisoners-living-in-deplorable-conditions-to-feed- the-global-market, is yours for only $168.75 postage not included. Colors may run so avoid getting caught in the rain without an umbrella.

Next, the NW Good-Bye Dick! His n' Hers Pajama Set. Imagine waking up each morning and opening your sleepy eyes to Dick's snarling visage. Marvelous. Cement your marriage with this stunning His N' Hers 100% pure rayon pajama set with the head of Dick Cheney in a repeat pattern top to bottom uninterrupted, just like his Vice-Presidency. If you are into sly bedroom games, one of you can play the President and the other, the Vice-President. Who will be on top? The Nannies will never tell. $250.00 a pair, postage not included. In a plain brown wrapper lined in butcher paper.

The Good-Bye Dick! Watchband for ladies and gentlemen. Geniuine imitation plastic alligator with a smiling Cheney reminding you that you are special. $49.50 mailed direct to you from Mexico. De-fumigated in our factory safe warehouse direct to you.

And last our NW Good-Bye Dick! Kitchen Timer. Turn the dial as you toast, stew, and bake. Let the Vice-President remind you that time ticks away and that not all things last forever no matter how smart or stubborn you are.

E-mail NannyWorld for more information and have your cash or credit cards ready. A rare opportunity to own what will become a collectors' item on eBay in a few months.

2007-01-11T09:39:00.000-08:00

Boudoir Blush
comin to you at dis outraged price. Gettem while dere hot, in fact dey are very hot causa da truck dat dey felloffa.
For you, $45.00. In da store, $87.45.
Call me, Nanny Tina at da number, you know it.

2006-10-20T17:13:00.000-07:00

an don't forget da HERMIES!!! Just in time for da political season get your Democratic Hermie in "Clinton Blue" or your Republican Hermie in . . . oops! Looks like da lock on da Republican Hermie is brokens! Folks! I gotta slash prices on defective merchandise! Get your Republican Hermie (wit a little greased lock--no big deal...) at Rock Bottom Prices!!

Call us today to reserve your Hermie!

We also got a Green Hermie in da works. . .

2006-10-20T10:23:00.000-07:00

Shopping! Shopping! Shopping!

Welcome to
Tong n' Tings
created especially for you by
Nanny Tina, Genius of Retailing
and
Nanny Molly, Doyen of Style

So sorry, Shoppers, but these exclusive Dominic the Tooth-Designed
"I Saw The Nanny Molly Miracal [sic]" Tees are from last year's Fall Season and have long ago been sold out. This is just a tempting sample of NannyWorld Products available direct to you from NannyWorld International.
Ps-s-st. There are rumours that those who purchased these tees in a timely way are now experiencing miracles in their own lives. Don't miss out next time.

And NEXT TIME is HERE!
Still available in shipping containers' full, are our own TEXMEX GLOVES!
Recently featured in NannyWorld, these fabulous gloves assist in all your finger poking needs while keeping your manicures safe from harm. Two styles, the Nanny Tina and the Nanny Molly.

Whether a Girl on the Go or a more Stay at Home and Meditate type, one of these styles is right for you. $75.00 while they last. Send your credit card info with your password and mother's date of birth. Dare to imagine a life in NW TexMex!